 | A structured biography in 483 pseudo-coded subroutines, as logical outcome of random events and processes during lifetime.. |
 | A program for generating comments automatically, customizable by FUD factor, profanity, self-importance, verbosity, humor level, and bitterness.. |
 | Jokes, oneliners, and prank definitions.. |
 | Collection of stupid chunks of C source code and reports of encounters with less-than-bright apprentice programmers.. |
 | Offers daily posts of user-submitted examples of bad code and software design.. |
 | List of 120 programming-related aphorisms.. |
 | Programming style and how it evolves as programmers mature from junior high students to senior managers.. |
 | A song kind of by Paul Simon.. |
 | Collection of programming humor and computer folklore classics.. |
 | Why is C++ programming like teenage sex? What's the difference between a software developer and a drug dealer? When will operator overloading be added to Java? This page has the answers.. |
 | Showcases how to shoot yourself in the foot using several programming languages.. |
 | Programmer slang dictionary, containing more than 2000 not-quite-serious definitions and a number of programmer folklore anecdotes. Hosted by Eric S. Raymond.. |
 | Designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers - large collection of GNU/programming humor.. |
 | Humorous observations and stories of dealing with computers and their users.. |
 | Collection of jokes, satirical articles, and parodies on popular song lyrics.. |
 | Mildly sexist metaphorical languages lineup.. |
 | Classic Datamation article by Ed Post.. |
 | An ACM classic: UNIX coinventor Ken Thompson reports on how he hacked his own C compiler.. |
 | Eric S. Raymond's list of outdated, obscure, or deliberately unusable programming languages, compilers, and interpreters.. |
 | Open-source related humor, dissing (among others) Linus Torvalds, RMS, ESR, vi, and Perl.. |
 | Quotations from various programmers about programming. Includes a quotes search, newsletter, and index of quotes by person quoted.. |
 | Koan-style advice to apprentice programmers.. |